Darlin turn the tv over
it's time to watch my sport
I know your going out tonight
off course I'll "hold the fort"!
Beer in the fridge, plenty to eat
I'm gonna have a ball
the phone is turned to silent
I do not want a call..
Douse the lights, put out the cat
Im ready for the fun
I hope there are plenty of subs tonight
at least some that can run!
Wife is out the scene is set
for a night of sporting bliss
can you imagine what happened next?
they called for a sub called Chris!!
Cussing at the tv set
my team are getting beat
I jump so high with excitement
and land right on my feet.
The final score is looming
the ref is about to blow
cmon I shout at the tv loudly
you need to let it go.
My team won an impressive game
what a night of passion
which is just as well for me that night
cos when the wife comes in its rationed.
Lol guys like their time out as well, a typical male night in on his own, right? lol
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