Sunday, 18 April 2010

DAILY POEM "OH NO LATE AGAIN"



Another day ahead
what do you do?
get up for work?
or join the dole queue?

Eyes stuck shut
coughing, turning red
squeamish of the lights
struggling out of bed.

Dreading the time
going so fast
eating your cereal
God its half past.

Going for a shower
water never checked
standing in the bathtub
haggard and wrecked.

Wakened in an instant
water never tested
damn I turned the tap on
my body ice infested.

Clothes neat and tidy
rested on a chair
socks on the wrong way
combing my wet hair.

Running speedily downstairs
tripping over the cat
cannot shut the front door
for that worn, torn matt.

Sitting in the car
looking at my watch
man what I would give
for an early morning Scotch.

Turning on the radio
What do I hear
MAN it's Sunday morning
I shouldn’t even be here!

HEHEHE IT HAPPENS :) ENJOY


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32 comments:

  1. i was going to say this sounds likea day that you need to go back to bed...and now you can. smiles. too funny. when i used to travel all the time i would get my days so messed up..

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  2. wow,
    what funny post,
    love the cartoon photos as well,
    thank you for the refreshing and entertaining skills!

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  3. vivid images pop up via your beautiful words.
    it is good to have a laugh like this today!
    Happy Sunday!

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  4. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/impressive-mathematics-problem-solving-skills-award/

    awards
    thank you for commenting under my math posts!
    Happy Sunday!

    U told you already, but want to remind you,
    smiles!
    stay cool,
    rock the world and be a shining star!

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  5. Wakaakkakak... happened to me more than ONCE. Man oh man. Once I went crazy and got ready in less than 5 mins and got out only to discover it was NIGHT? My daughters were laughing so loud! LOL. Excellently done, William. Now... we all can go back to sleep? hugs shakira

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  6. Cute fun post... I did a fun post today too.. I was not going to do a post today but I did.. I hope you have an amazing Sunday..

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  7. hehehehe poor he :D loved it :D

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  8. thanks Amy, yeah u will be ok with tomorrows post :)

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  9. awe thanks hon xxx

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  10. your too good to us dear, will pop over soon xx

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  11. thanks Brian :)

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  12. hhhhhhh, funny indeed, well done william.Look forward to your next poem.

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  13. You are so funny my friend. Wonderful post, full of life, and smiles.

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  14. hehe thanks vi xx

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  15. thanks for the visit friend :)

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  16. debbie_suburbsanity18 April 2010 at 21:54

    I would think that would just be a gift of a day!

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  17. testing, testing...

    I am having a hard time commenting. darn computers. :)

    I LOVE your cheezeburger choices!
    xoxo

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  18. yay! I think it posted.

    wouldn't let me yesterday on your fab poem about rum, pirates and the high seas.

    xo

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  19. lol thanks Jannie xx

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  20. ar me hearties hehhe, thanks xx

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  21. yeah true, thanks Debbie :) xx

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  22. I hope I get it..

    ~Amy

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  23. f(x)=3-2x,

    f(0)=3-2(0)=3-0=3,
    f(1)=3-2(1)=3-2=1,
    f(2)=3-2(2)=3-4=-1.

    it is a pattern to follow,
    the formula is 3-2x,
    every time, replace x with value inside f(x), compute, then it is done...

    never mind if it is too abstract!

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  24. Nice one~ gotta love it when we mix up our days! We all cherish the days we don't have to be running around in chaos!

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  25. Award for u on my blog http://viewsandrasworld.wordpress.com/2010/04/19/awards-form-jingle/

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  26. awe thanks Sandra, will be over later xx

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  27. hehehe thanks sara :)

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  28. very clever Jingle u amaze me xxx

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  29. I've done that before. I never got as far as my car though.lol! love the funnies:-)
    Gerardine

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  30. LOL you know I felt like that this Sunday! This was my first Sunday off in 4 weeks, I got up like usual took me a little bit to see I could have slept in but of course the kids were up by then ... lol

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  31. just loved it. lucky guy. it was hilarious.

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