Proud and queued in a silver display
waiting so eager for the brand new day
metallised wizardry greased and oiled
ready for using unhandled or spoiled.
Cars parking up ready again
thousands of people women and men
rushing towards us smiles on their face
children screaming looking in space.
Coins at the ready lighting the sky
pulling the tab out attempting to try
stuck in the middle bashing the thing
pulling the chain off give staff a ring.
Finally free now lets make a start
you go down that way, I'll do my part
wheels are wobbling, mind of its own
people enraged , some grunt and groan.
Aisles are a war zone some are knee deep
wish these darn things could honk and beep
you get the milk I'll get the soup
Pull it round that way not into that group!
Get to the checkout angry and stressed
only one cashier I might have guessed
half an hour later finally served
shopping all over, calm and reserved.
Trolley is back now wheels looking tired
If I had my way the lot would be fired
Shopping's a trauma causes divorce
Rushing like Horses around a racecourse.
Finally settled at home with a brew
counting the cost for goods you accrue
thinking on back to the poor used trolley
Battered and abused and you lose lots of lolly.
Some people like shopping but its not for me
too much hassle, not stress free
wish I could magic the shopping to here
instead of squirming and shaking with fear.
Hats of to you ladies and even some men
who do like shopping now and then
it's a rat race out there everyone for themselves
the aisles are your masters , even the shelves.
A bit of fun for a Sunday friends, my favourite pastime LOL, not, shopping, do not like grocery shopping .clothes shopping or any kind of shopping, yeah I go, because I live on my own, however its like I have a rocket inside me racing round to get out quickly lol.
Do YOU like shopping? and the guys do YOU like shopping, would love to hear your views, because believe it or not some WOMEN do not like shopping hehe.